Well in spite of feeling a little silly for writing about almost falling asleep in a porta-potty, here is a picture of the actual place where it happened! For the low one-time-only price of $39.99 plus $9.99 s/h, you too can have your own limited-edition framed and autographed copy of this picture. It comes in a generic government-issue wooden picture frame and has a detailed account of the entire event written in the fanciest font that MS word has to offer….ok yeah, not really.

I am bored to tears today. I sit here staring at some paperwork, chugging water, and resisting the urge to reach over and smack a coworker of mine. I think I’m still tired and that’s why my patience is somewhat thin. I wish that I could project my thoughts right now; I’d start thinking about how headphones were designed to be put on your head so you can listen to your music, not to be set on the desk and turned up so loud that everyone else hears it. I’d think about how the same Beyonce song 50 times a day for 14 months is getting old.

Ah well, I’m stuck here dreaming about R&R and how wonderful it’s going to be to sleep in without an alarm clock. I can’t wait!