Just when I thought that the internet couldn't get much weirder...I find this:
"How did a ferocious T.rex woo his lady? How did a Stegosaurus couple negotiate sex with all those deadly plates and spikes? On Valentine's Day, Discovery Channel answered those questions and more with something truly romantic: dinosaur sex."
Now doesn't that just look like a ton of fun? No wonder the stupid dinosaurs went extinct...
In other news, my tax refund this year is a whopping $848.52. I feel like I'm getting ripped off this year for some reason. But hey, money is money!
For that much money, I could get any of the following:
-112 3-item combos at the Panda Express at the Denver airport with my government ID card discount. Panda Express = God revealing his favorite recipes to mortal man. The culinary golden plates if you will. Cake bible, step aside!
-Just over 3/4 of an ounce of gold, seeing as how I'm not particularly ferocious like the T-rex, I'd use it to woo some lady
-2,428 surplus 30.06 rounds for my precious M-1 Garand. Stress relief!
-A slightly smaller than normal live regular feeding cow in Alberta Canada.
-A roundtrip flight from Karshi-Khanabad to Moscow on good ol' Uzbek Airways aka Death has Wings. Never again! haha
-680 scoops of pink bubble gum ice cream at Baskin-Robbins.
But I think I'll hang on to this and carry it around as my opportune fun-fund, gotta spend it all in one place. I think I'll take another trip on this next R&R.
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